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caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

a friend told me “you drip liquid sex when you sweat”.

that’s the best compliment i ever heard.

thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

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how one time

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a girl almost died

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because she tried to

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mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

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beatlemania was and is

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seriously

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insane

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(via the-laughing-cactus)

thegr8stever:

calvinjcandie:

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#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

i loled and spit on my self

(Source: l-eonardo, via ladyoakenshields)

Jooojooooo ●~● I miss chu
I MISS YOU TOO. I PMED YOU. YOU WERE GONE. YOU LEFT ME. *SOBS*
thatfunnyblog:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







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